Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

lame ass dude/gal

A person that is so unlikable and have a very bad and substandard personality.Usually they talk a lot,just talking about other people’s business or stuff that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with them.Can also be male or female.

“Oh my god,That is a lame ass dude/gal i hate his/her vibe ,Will he/she ever shut his/her mouth and stop gossiping and talking about drama??”

by IXYMIA December 22, 2020

Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit

Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????

by Vaksej November 8, 2021

surfer dude

average surfer dude, always got the suh dude sound

surfer dude ¨suhhhh dud¨

surfer dude #2 ¨yeahhhhhh¨

by bigblackballsmannn November 18, 2021

Dude

It is a gender neutral term.
If u say it with the right tone of voice it can mean a lot nor things.

A: *doing something very very wrong*
B: DUUUUUUUUUUDE!

dude dude DUDE (panicking -usually in a haunted place filming)

*said in low voice while looking into the eyes* dude (i feel u man, i love u bro, am here for u)

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude (siiiiick bro)

*turns head towards u* dude (yo)

*says in a stern voice turns head towards u with eye contact* DUDE (wtf man, not the time)

And many more…

by Overwhelmed Muffin September 8, 2021

jerking off a dude

Jerking off a dude is a synonym to hugging a dude in certain hoods of the United Kingdom

A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging

by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021

Dudes

A person specifically accustomed to convincing naive and/or vulnerable women that they are a genuinely honest, loving and convinces whichever Female is in front of him at the moment he loves and cares for her to give him consent for him to engage in sexual congress with said female and ghost them after because the Male doesn't want to hear any bitching and complaining about anything and everything.

TERM COINED BY K. SCHIMMEL 2/14/1996

Listen, BITCH!!! I'm not like "other dudes!"..."That's not my baby, I don't care what the "Paternity Test" says. "Now go make me a sandwich!".

by FwamingDwagon1 September 13, 2021