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Hobo Snow

1. snow found in the habitat of a hobo

2. the droppings of a hobo that has been out for so long, it has turned white
Guy #1: "Dude, let's play in that pile of snow over there!"
Guy #2: "Ew. No, that's hobo snow, man."

Girl: "OH MY GOD! COURTNEY, WHAT IS THAT?!"
Courtney: "Chill out, it's hobo snow."
by Doctor KG February 28, 2011
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ninja snow

noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail
The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!

I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...
by grisslebone April 25, 2011
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alabama snow blower

The act of ejaculating inside of a cherry show cone and then giving it to the first redneck you come across
Homre 1: yo when I gave my girl that snow cone she had no idea i gave it an alabama snow blower
by PAPA HARRISON June 8, 2016
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alaskan snow cone

The act of pooping on a popsicle stick, freezing it over night and giving it to someone assuring them it is a fudgcile
Guy: "man i gave my ex an alaskan snow cone after she broke up with me."
Guy 2: "that must've been the shittiest fudgecile she's ever had."
by Nattygainz April 7, 2017
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Alaskan snow globe

The act of cumming in your partners ear proceeded by violently shaking their head to mix up the cum like a snow globe.
Doctors: why are you having trouble hearing?

Lady: my husband gave me an Alaskan snow globe last night
by JediMasterJack April 4, 2020
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Canadian Snow Sled

A Canadian Snow Sled is when you cum on her belly then drag your dick through it down to her pussy before you put it in
She told me she wanted some Northern hospitality so I gave her a Canadian Snow Sled
by CrazyItalian December 6, 2020
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The Snorlax

Sexual position where you just lay there while she plays your favorite flute.
I used The Snorlax on the wife last night, and it was AMAZING!
by DigBickJohnson69420 April 10, 2021
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