jonny sausage

GANGSTA BOI COMIN AT YA

AYE, YO JONNY SAUSAGE HOW YOU DOIN?

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

Sausage

A long glizzy that is like a cylinder or something like that idk don’t @ me anyways if you swallowe it whole don’t spit because SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS

Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, bacon, grits
SAUSAGE!!
Imma skinny bitch but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
I gotta fat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
I gotta flat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
Wake up in the morning gotta eat that
SAUSAGE!!
Imma red head but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
Imma gay n**ga but I still take
SAUSAGE!!

by I’m part of Gen Z November 10, 2020

sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

by TheSemen August 30, 2016

Sausage Wallet

A young female willing to accept your penis in her vagina. She is the wallet and the man is the sausage.

Man i haven't seen your sausage wallet around lately.
Ah she's pissed at me.

by Kordd September 22, 2009

bun in a sausage fest

A female at a predominantly male gathering (also known as a sausage fest).

"Sarah, you still at Nick's place?"
"Nah, he invited tons of his friends over and I don't like being a bun in a sausage fest."

by FlufflePuffPony December 11, 2016

Tucson Sausage

When you cut someone's penis off, grind it, form it into sausage links, and then feed it to said person.

Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh?
Man 2: No, What happened to him?
Man 1: Lorenzo gave him a Tucson Sausage.

by Will_Robinson2004 January 22, 2024