blowing smoke

To fart. To trump. To drop one. To let one fly.
A euphemism for farting.
A more polite way to say farting.

Joe: “Are you blowing smoke?”
Diana: “No.”
Joe: “Oh come on, that’s rotten!”
Diana: “Well I did eat a curry last night…”

by What’s it to ya? June 28, 2022

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Papa smoke

An epic table tennis pro move in which you take the table out of table tennis by ignoring the futile ‘rules’ and smash the ball as hard as you can in the direction of your opponent, completely avoiding the table and aiming to get it as far past them as possible, accompanied by the phrase “GET PAPA SMOKED BITCH”

Ideally it should take your opponent by surprise, which can be achieved by lining up as if you were about to hit a usual serve and then thwacking the ball into oblivion.

Holy shit did you see gary and edward playing table tennis earlier??

Yeah dude, edward’s papa smoke was insane!

by Snelmuss July 4, 2022

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cannon smoke

Sprinkle cocaine on a hookers butthole then have her fart in your face. The puff looks like cannon smoke.

Charlie Sheen holds the record for the most cases of pink eye from cannon smoke.

by DWamp81 July 9, 2022

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A Smoked Habanero

The accidental or purposeful killing of a woman so hot that's she is as hot and spicy as a Habanero. The potential killing of which has massive and dangerous repercussions, just like eating a Habanero

Although she was the sexiest woman around, she slept with the wrong man and thus became a smoked habanero.

by Sean J Stewart July 25, 2022

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