Protein Salad

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and just as you come you pull out and finish on her face, toss a handful of salad on her, and shout “ORDER UP!”

I gave that bitch a protein salad for dinner!

by KitVixen April 8, 2019

salad time

it means time for salad
good sentence to use if you want to notify your friend that it is currently time for salad

jah: aye yo, salad time
jared: finnaly ,i literally waited decades

by gae egg hoe December 21, 2019

French salad

Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.

Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.

by Wrfgudf December 24, 2019

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019

SALAD

A piece of fucking green chesse

Look at that fucking piece of green SALAD

by V1dn116161 May 2, 2019

Salad bites back

When the salad gets spicy

Run, the salad got spicy and it’s disembowelling everyone, I guess this means the salad bites back

by Wet eggs May 13, 2019

girl scout salad

When you take a girl scout leader into the woods away from her campsite and eat her out with ranch.

Yo i took the girl scout leaders and gave them the girl scout salad on their overnight.

by hsoms rob May 16, 2019