the 3 S's and a haircut

shit, shower and shave (in that order) with a haircut following the shit.

Johnny: You're looking good today

Martin: Thanks man did the 3 S's and a haircut by midday.

by Bob Martin's Martini March 5, 2013

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internet trinity´s

the internet trinity´s are divided into two:
cabopo:is the mixture of:cats,boobs,and porn/or the good side of the internet.
letugo:is the mixture of :lemonparty,tubegirl,goatse/or the really fucked up part of the internet.
this strong internet religion think´s that with you watch all JB songs as a sacrifice,you can destroy letugo and make the internet good again,into other force against the good comes back.

I need to stop the force of letugo so the good internet trinity´s can rise
do you believe in the internet trinity.

by my words are mine November 7, 2015

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2's Day

2's Day is February 22, 2022 in the American date format, which becomes 2/22/22 when written in short form. The best thing about it is that it falls on a Tuesday, earning it the name of 2's Day. Best to celebrate at 2:22 (or better, 22:22 using 24 hour time) if possible.

Alice: Hey Bob, what's the date?
Bob: It's 2/22/22
Alice: Holy shit, it's also a Tuesday!
Bob: *Checks time, says 2:22*
Both: I guess you could say it's "2's Day"...
Both: *Dies of cringe*

by Keeper of 2s February 22, 2022

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Jair c,s

A great boyfriend, best friend, child, student

Even though I’ve known u for 15 weeks or more it feels like I’ve know u forever because of who u are and I love that about u. Because you are nice, kind, loving, respectful, reliable, responsible (at times), and funny you made me want to have a friendship and relationship with u and the list still goes on. Jair c,s thank you

I love u so much

by Makayy April 27, 2023

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