cow-orker

A fellow scientist. Cow-orkers are normally seen observing vollatile radoactive isatopes with hasty. Unfortunately, their job often ends with them being blowed to smitheroons

Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said “Gordon Freemant what are you working on”

by SMTElitist July 18, 2023

Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.

Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

The Cow God

the useage of a deep "metal" sounding voice to make fun of an 80's or 90's band.

also a local celebrity in the northern new jersey region, infamous for "tagging" street signs, walls, bathrooms, floors and small spaces in his highschool.

"Joseph, where is that fool, he must get on his knees, and pray, to THE COW GOD!!!!!!"

by turbobaby March 12, 2010

Milking the cow

During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out

Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up

by GamerBruhMomemnt December 1, 2020

cow

a animal used for meat/leather/milk.

P.S. If your here to explode this website with horny definitions then please hit your self in the head

person one: hey guess what?
person two :yeah
person one: GUESS WHAT THE WORD COW MEANS
person two: is it a way to fuck someone
person one : NO YOU DIRTY MINDED BITCH IT IS A ANIMAL YOU FUCKING RETARD

by MOHZTHEG January 20, 2023

Milking the Cow

The act of jerking off four guys at once.

I hear lots of men are in to "milking the cow".

by Winnie The Dump April 21, 2017

Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 August 14, 2008