National Kick Karsyn Day

November 18th is National kick Karsyn day so fi you know somebody named karsyn kicked them.

Hey Rando, then proceeds to kick karsyn, because it national kick karsyn day

by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 16, 2022

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National Lil Shorty Day

by Rman108hobbs February 03, 2020

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Every June 1st is National Grumpy Asshole Day. Make sure to appreciate any grumpy asshole’s you know.

“Hey, it’s June 1st, you know what that means...”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”

by mwah_fishytits November 22, 2020

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omg did you know it is national snatch weave day! I’m going to totally snatch mikaylas weave!

by Imascorpio13 October 22, 2019

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Hey kary how many dicks did you grab today? It’s national dick grab day
I grabbed 13!
Wow

by Bobbybrown666 April 11, 2018

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The fifteenth of October is national date day in England, on this day every female in England, preferably those from London, must date Ethan.

Female-"Hey friend, do you know what today is?"
Other female-"OMG yes, it is national date Ethan day tomorrow I'm so excited!"
Both-"We are also extremely hot girls from central London for context"

by NotEthanLol October 11, 2021

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On April 18th anyone that makes these and tries to celebrate them gets murdered, electrocuted or any other way for them to stop living.

Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day! Lemme see those titties!
*Person 1 dies instantly*
Person 2: National Stop Living Day is no joke...

by Autisticnigs06 April 18, 2018

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