Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

F-mud

Fuck my useless degree

When you get a liberal arts or social science degree and later realize you made a huge mistake. That's when you scream 😱 f-mud

by Sexydimma December 21, 2022

Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter

Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!

by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018

Mud Fin

Mud fin is when someone passes gas, emitting some fecal matter that gets flattened out between their butt cheeks, poking out of the crack like a shark fin.

Steve could tell that last flatulence gave him a mud fin.

by Lazy Reggie August 4, 2013

in the mud

you say that when someone fails in the game trackmania

fuck i fail.
you are in the mud

by inthemud January 16, 2023

Mud bogging

When one inserts their face into another’s butt crack and shakes their face back and fourth; much like a motor boat, but much dirtier.

Steve says Delayna has a thing for “butt stuff” so he went mud bogging.

by leelayna May 25, 2019

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by lowkeychloerose April 16, 2022