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monkey neck

by bowlwievel March 9, 2016
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ming monkey

a person that does mingers
by fart knocker April 24, 2003
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monkeys fingers

used to denote unusally long nipples
Man that bird was hot last night! Not only did she have an arse like a bun but she had nipples like monkeys fingers
by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006
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punk monkey

Juvenile neighborhood nuisance; usually characterized by rudeness and general disregard for other people and property.

Other characteristics could include stealing, smoking, drinking, destruction, loudness and swearing.
That punk monkey broke my fence again. Those punk monkies are throwing rocks at cars, call the cops!
by daarkraine February 1, 2006
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dirty monkey

a "dirty monkey" is someone who will fuck just about anybody, anywhere, at anytime, in any hole. In addition, a dirty monkey never says no to fucking no matter how nasty the partner.
"I fucked Suzie last night in the shitter at Hooters. I didn't where a condom. Im a dirty monkey!"
by Big City January 1, 2009
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monkey spunk

A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.
Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad!
Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?
by Edwina Mustafa Poo May 10, 2008
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