Mike Gomez is the guy you reference as Mike Gomez - not Mike or just Gomez. Mike Gomez.. He typically has 5 or more kids, is great at everything he does, and doesn't care what others say or think. All Mike eats are chicken wings.
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Get the mike mug.Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.
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Oh theres that bitch Mike
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