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Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons
Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!
by RealioBealio August 22, 2024
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mike sans

Man with a large penis who gets all the soccer moms
by Mike sans October 30, 2017
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Mike Done

Expressing disbelief at the actions of someone named Michael.
What horrible thing has Mike Done now?!
by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
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Mike T. Nichols II

Seasoned product manager and business analyst with extensive experience in developing high-performance platforms and innovative business solutions. Proven success with diverse teams and emerging technologies that generated new production, escalated revenue streams, and captured market majorities. Versatile professional with design and build experience in multiple business environments. Relationship and partnership building expertise that enhanced collaborative efforts and drove projects to completion ahead of critical deadlines. Superior technical skill combined with project management practice which delivered advanced controls and protocols, cutting-edge program design, and solutions to organizational information problems.
by Mike T. Nichols II November 22, 2021
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mike ruszczyk

fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys
mike ruszczyk is behind you!
by Bywo December 9, 2018
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Mikeeli

Very loud and aggressive, yet sweet and hard working. She will spend her time, money,. . .etc. to make sure that her friends know that she cares. Mikeeli will text you for hours and hours at a time without shame. She can't spend more than a day in a big city without missing her small country home. Nothing can stop her from perusing her dreams.

Mikeeli wouldn't be caught dead wearing pink and makeup is out of the question. This can make her friends jealous because her lashes are so long. Guys can't understand how amazing she is and she is cool with that. Unless he's the one she wants. Mikeeli can be like a medicine that makes all the hard times in life seem to melt away.
She's such a Mikeeli.
I wish I had a Mikeeli friend.
by jsnsygaskj April 16, 2019
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Mike

Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.
Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.
by KingZ6969 September 24, 2024
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