Mahogany Lobotomy

The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.

Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024

slobby lobby

When you find yourself in a combat ring surrounded by hefty individuals.

Walking into a fight arena packed with fat, sweaty guys sporting neckbeards you’re probably thinking

"Oh shit fellas, looks like we’ve got a slobby lobby here!"

by SeikaSkye August 15, 2024

squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023

Fradussy lobe

The inner lobe of the triple layered dussy located in the prefrontal cortex of the abdominal fiduciary flaps.

Chad- dude her fradussy lobe stank

by Fradussy lobe December 22, 2023

love lobey

Created by mister Matthew J Allain. The most powerful love known to man kind. Mr. Allain is the only one thus far known to posses such a strong love.

Matthew J Allain the great love lobeys his family.

by Juice13ox December 26, 2023

Amish lobotomy

When a person fellates their partner in a horse and buggy, especially when “brain” is involved. See: brain

Ethel gave me an Amish lobotomy on our way to the Lancaster county wicker festival.

by SniffClam December 26, 2023

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023