by ChefBoyarita May 6, 2018
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by Blakessketit April 1, 2019
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oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there
burger king is superior in everyday
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oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there
Customer: *brings in a monitor, gaming tower, mouse, and keyboard*
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.
by AI_Buni November 19, 2020
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by Gq Joe March 15, 2021
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-King Robinson 2015
-King Robinson 2015
by Butterbooh October 14, 2015
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He's also theorized to be Pennywise but it's only a theory
He's also theorized to be Pennywise but it's only a theory
by The one who solos May 17, 2022
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