January 10

January 10th, 2020 is the one day that you can slap somebody named Sadee. (i.e Sadie, Saydee, Sadie)

Child 1: "Wow today is January 10th! Do you know what that means?"
Sadee: "No, what does it mean?"
Child 1: "It means I get to slap you!"

by epic.gamer.fortnit December 21, 2019

Slap Ass January

a day where you can slap anybody's ass

Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*

by sleepjoe.exe November 4, 2020

January

In some states, this is the month where the snow comes out of the clouds after hibernating in December.

“Why didn’t the snow come out in December?”
“It was a bit shy, so it scheduled to go outside in January.”

by DaisyClaire January 4, 2025

16th of January

Capricorns ♡

The 16th of Jan is when God like people r born xoxo

"Omg whens their birthday"
"16th of January"

"Aw Shucks, their too good for me"

by bb1kari November 23, 2021

18 January

The day T and N make 6 months together, THAT’S LIKE HALF AN YEAR MFFFF!!! Damn

Person 1: “wow how long have u guys been together?”

N: “on 18 January we’re making HALF. AN. YEAR. “

by Wtfchickennugget January 15, 2021

January

National sit on a lap month

Boy:Hey it’s January

Girl:What?
Boy:It’s January

Girl:Ohh!! Ok I’ll sit on your lap now

by Suckdeveryday3221 January 24, 2020

January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.

*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*

by rumde January 15, 2023