Jake Kurz

a looser that only plays fortnite and thinks he can wheelie but can’t and has no friends

Jake Kurz is such a weirdo

by Carlos the Mexican April 11, 2019

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Jake

A guy who’s girlfriend is an annoying Whiney looney who only comments in about herself. She is always hungry and wants her nails done. No one wants to hang out with her but the Jake keeps bringing her around

“Oh my god bruh his girlfriend is so annoying why does he still bring her around, no one likes her.”

“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”

“I think we all know a Jake”

“Don’t be a Jake”

by Redneckdog302 April 14, 2019

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Jake is bot.

by Jimm12245653 April 17, 2019

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Jake

His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.

Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!

by Jake 😍 April 17, 2019

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Jake Paul

A Cringey Man Child That Does Not Know That England Is A Continent And Is Not Indeed A City. He Is Also Known As A Meme Killer This Man Child Has Kild Over Fifty Memes As A Cringe Man Son Of A Bitch.

Hey, You See That Guy He Looks Like Jake Paul.

by Loganster Pauler May 27, 2019

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