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Internet Secretary

When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.
Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
by J brown. January 6, 2015
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the internet zone

similar to 'the friend zone'
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online
*over fb messenger*

'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'

*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'
by xtinaok March 10, 2015
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Internet Stan

The equivalent of Satan with downs syndrome online, normally uses offensive memes, assumes genders and can't spell correctly
"Dude that guy in the chat is a fucking internet Stan"
by KAScorpion July 7, 2016
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Internet

Home to Trump jokes, MLG montages, cats, screaming goats, pro gamers, memes, PewDiePie, creepypastas, 4chan, Twitter, facebook, YouTube, this very website you are on now, stupid/dumb people doing stupid/dumb challenges/dares, the deep web (just avoid going there...), D.I.Y videos, fails, stalkers, Nyan cat, social 'experiments', vines, adult films, Kim Kardashian's butt, ext.. Wait, how did you even get here when you don't even know what the internet is?
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Internet Worm

Pokemon go has created several internet worms
by The Best 2316 August 6, 2016
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The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.
You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.
by PheoShayett November 27, 2016
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Internet-funny

Being 14% of normal funny, and 130% of normal 'i fucking hate you for doing that' ...
''I'd make a chemistry joke but I wouldn't get a reaction'' ''Wow you're so internet-funny... kys''
by kewlkez December 12, 2016
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