Internet Depression

A more dramatic way of saying, "I'm bored."

Most teenagers like to act edgy with their internet depression.

by CuriousCaleb June 17, 2018

Internet Goblin

A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.

Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.

by Dark_Shark925 January 15, 2024

Internet Roadtrip

The game on neal.fun where people use Google street view to travel the world together.

I got us a shout-out on the Internet Roadtrip

by Venom777 August 5, 2025

Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Guys look at that internet troll that must be james”

by derrien May 7, 2022

magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 3, 2024

Internet

A place that needs mental help

Welcome to the internet

by Wii Guy October 28, 2021

Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025