Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025

Mud ass nigga

An individual who is downright the lowest of all other niggas. They are the direct equivalent of nothing and most of the time it shows. A person who comes from the dirt and is the dirt. They ain’t shit cuz they just a mud ass nigga…

“You just a mud ass nigga”
“Shut yo mud ass up”
“I ain’t no mud ass nigga”

by Heheh egg sidnsndbdusy November 28, 2023

Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack

Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.

Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief

by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022

Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery

The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again

by Vobden September 1, 2021

Mexican Mud Hut

The sexual act of defecating around the penis, patting the feces into a hut-like formation around the shaft while leaving the head sticking out like a chimney so that the ejaculation may emulate a smoke-like effect.

“My date last night was wild, she gave me a Mexican Mud Hut!”

by SquidManJones December 13, 2023