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bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
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loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason
by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
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Jett Woods

by MaybeJett August 1, 2020
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Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way
I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.
by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025
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Alexia Wood

"Look at the pretty Alexia Wood"
by WoahWyatt September 22, 2019
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tiger woods

Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.
Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.
by QuacksO June 3, 2023
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