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Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.
I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.
by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025
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Holy trinity middle school

Is the opposite of the definition above
holy trinity middle school is actually good and the person above me wrote a salty definition
by FatBoobylicker December 18, 2019
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Driving like Holy Family

It means to speed over potholes.

It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?

Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
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Holy Smokey the Bear

A reaction to something surprising, often trying to sound like a superhero.
When Jim found his girlfriend Mary cheating on him he said "Holy Smokey the Bear!"
by J.L.S.F. November 23, 2016
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Holy Buckets

An Illinois based HALAL chicken joint chain
We grabbed some lunch at Holy Buckets.
by AdamAlistair July 30, 2024
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