Abbreviated slang for "fuck shit." Adjective used to express mild disapproval, bizarreness, or uneasiness. Similar to "bullshit."
"Marc, McDonald's only gave me 9 nuggets in my 10 piece; that's some f s."
"What kind of f s is going on in your fridge dude? That's nasty."
"What kind of f s is going on in your fridge dude? That's nasty."
by brenndawg November 8, 2022

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by Someidiotontheurbandictionary March 9, 2022

Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
by Icemagez March 8, 2019

I don’t care what your Can-Am can do. I can blow the detonate, the engine in my C f Moto with one hard rip!.
by Brown thumbS October 18, 2023

the short for fuck off! since in most cultures 'fuck' is still a word looked down upon , but most people feel like asking someone to fuck off!
hence, the word F-off, can be called Foff too!
hence, the word F-off, can be called Foff too!
by Flash Swat February 28, 2021

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 3, 2014
