dog you

To have sex with or to fight

"I really want to dog you right now"

"I'll really dog you bruh catch me outside"

by hitter925 January 25, 2017

dog pussy

is a womans pussy that is always leaking dog sperm. When she has sex with a male dog, the dogs penis forms a big 'knot' (before the male dog ejaculates, the penis swells up to make the vagina clamp down on its penis, at the base of the penis a bulb is formed to 'lock' the penis into the human vagina) to stop all the semen from gushing out. After ejaculation the dog is 'tied' to the human female for about an hour to ensure 'proper' impregnation. So much semen is ejaculated (500ml for mastiffs) that it floods the entire womb. Women find this quite satisfying as the temperature of the semen is significantly higher than a humans body, so she'll feel warm inside. Over the next few days the semen absorbes through the womb and you get semen leakage from the vagina.

Some males dogs get pussy from pregnant women. When the dog ejaculates all the semen gushes into the womb all over the baby.

Fuckin hell Susan it's been days since that that Mastiff fucked you and you're still leaking cum. I'm not gonna have sex with you until you clean your dog pussy out.

The dog filled me up real good. He came so much. I felt all that cum skwirt inside me into my womb. His sperm is going to be swimming around in my body.

by Preferably clean pussy May 28, 2008

the dog in the meathouse

EXPLICIT DEFINITION:
The dick in the pussy.

EDITED DEFINITION:
The penis in the vagina.

WOMAN: The dog in the meathouse? That's all that dude cares about.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

the dogs danglies

calling someone the dogs danglies is saying someone is "cool" or "the shit".
it is a sign of respect.

shit nukka your the dogs danglies!

by wise onedixxog November 1, 2007

Border Dog

When you're getting a blowjob from a girl who gags (either from being drunk, the blowjob act, or both) and vomits on your johnson.

That 5 peso whore in Tijauana drank so much tequila she gave a wicked border dog, but at least then she finished the job.

by borderdude123 June 12, 2010

Dogging the boys

When one of the boys says he's going to be playing table tennis with the boys but then ditches.

Champ: Hey Tevin, wanna come play table tennis?
Tevin: Yeh sorry guys I'm out. Time to dog the boys!
Champ: Oh man you're always dogging the boys

by NeverDogTheBoys69 April 18, 2018

Hot dog!

What you exclaim when your parents tell you you can play video games for another hour because it's a Friday night.

Dad: it's okay, you can keep playing. It's a Friday night after all!

Son: Hot dog!

by Smoke's definitions. May 5, 2022