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Disneyland Dad

a divorced dad who only has their child part-time and treats it like they are always at Disneyland. Only has fun with their kids and leaves mom to do all the real parenting. Does not handle any parental responsibilities, likely doesn't know who their teachers or doctors are.
He's a disneyland dad, they go over there and play video games for 48 hours straight and then come back and get mad at me because I make them brush their teeth.
by Haley Bahng November 2, 2023
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Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
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Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.
Dad left to have sex with a frog
by Hail.za.queen June 6, 2021
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Dad

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"
mugGet the Dadmug.

Grand Dad

A person that give you the fattest fucking dump truck in the world and also the biggest dick.
by PENIS AND NIGGER GANG. May 12, 2022
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Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022
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Dad

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.
by greencvrfan June 6, 2022
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