Cunt dandruff is the dried congeal of vaginal excretion and semen, usually found at the base of the penis following sex.
The white flakes of cunt dandruff fall of the shaft and can be found on bed sheets, underwear, and in the pubic hair of unwashed genitalia.
The white flakes of cunt dandruff fall of the shaft and can be found on bed sheets, underwear, and in the pubic hair of unwashed genitalia.
Her: Your underwear are filthy!
Him: I didn't shower after we smashed, that's just some left over cunt dandruff.
Him: I didn't shower after we smashed, that's just some left over cunt dandruff.
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Get the Cunt Dandruff mug.‘Wax the cunt’ is a phrase often used in Loftus and the surrounding areas in the Teesside region. It’s most commonly passed from one friend to another when one has won money on maybe a gambler or on a bet or just simply mentions he has been paid recently. Can also be used for drugs instead of money.
Waxing essentially means blowing it
Waxing essentially means blowing it
1) person A:
“yes mate, just won 80 bar on the fruity there”
Person B:
“Fucking niceone son, wax the cunt!”
2)
Person A:
“Big bag of beak in my pocket for later”
Person B:
“Yes let’s go crackers and get the cunt waxed”
Definition: to blow/spend/use all of something very quickly
“yes mate, just won 80 bar on the fruity there”
Person B:
“Fucking niceone son, wax the cunt!”
2)
Person A:
“Big bag of beak in my pocket for later”
Person B:
“Yes let’s go crackers and get the cunt waxed”
Definition: to blow/spend/use all of something very quickly
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1. A description of the current British political system.
2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents
1. A description of the current British political system.
2. Football hooligans
3. Estate agents
The back-door privatisation of the NHS is testament to the fact we have a shower of cunts we have to deal with.
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Brian:No Amber's parents are going away for Christmas
Brian:No Amber's parents are going away for Christmas
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