portuguese chocolate

this has 2 famous definitions:

1 - after the completetion of intercourse, the male takes off the condom and immediatiately shits into it, mixing his dump with the semen already in there. he then takes a pin (or pencil) and pokes a small hole in the end. he then squeezes it so the crap comes out in thin streams. the semen added makes it more "milky" like chocolate and also more liquid so its easier to squirt. the normal place to squeeze it is over the partners face/stomach. Always good after a reverse blumpy

2 - chocolate made in portugal (the european country)

dave loves his portuguese chocolate.

des told me that he accidently got his portuguese chocolate over his pillow last night, so when jane came in she knew what had happened.

i wrote my name over her with my portuguesse chocolate.

by Des Walker September 26, 2006

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Chocolate lung

The act of inhaling another individual's fecal matter. Generally performed as an erotic deed.

Last week Jimmy gave me the Chocolate lung and I'm still fartin' through my teeth.

"Hey Tina, hows'about a Chocolate lung?" "Sorry Steve, I'm all backed up today."

by 76% cocoa March 30, 2010

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Chocolate Yam

A large feces deposit that resembles a yam made of chocolate.

Dude, I gave birth to a monster chocolate yam this morning.

by sumpemFierce January 9, 2010

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chocolate expressway

back door

Bob's wife wouldn't let him stick it in the chocolate expressway.

by jamestiberiuskirk November 7, 2010

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chocolate fudgedragon

-noun-
1.) Another name for fecus/poop. Usually describes a crap that is roaring and forceful until the release of the beast. NOT USUALLY ASSOCIATED with the runs.

Man, I gotta get to a bathroom, I feel the birth of the chocolate fudgedragon.

by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008

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