portuguese chocolate

this has 2 famous definitions:

1 - after the completetion of intercourse, the male takes off the condom and immediatiately shits into it, mixing his dump with the semen already in there. he then takes a pin (or pencil) and pokes a small hole in the end. he then squeezes it so the crap comes out in thin streams. the semen added makes it more "milky" like chocolate and also more liquid so its easier to squirt. the normal place to squeeze it is over the partners face/stomach. Always good after a reverse blumpy

2 - chocolate made in portugal (the european country)

dave loves his portuguese chocolate.

des told me that he accidently got his portuguese chocolate over his pillow last night, so when jane came in she knew what had happened.

i wrote my name over her with my portuguesse chocolate.

by Des Walker September 26, 2006

Chocolate Yam

A large feces deposit that resembles a yam made of chocolate.

Dude, I gave birth to a monster chocolate yam this morning.

by sumpemFierce January 9, 2010

chocolate hoover

the act of sucking the faeces out of a womans anus , and squirting it from your mouth into her mouth.

bae: i so wet ! give me a chocolate hoover !!
boy: sure!!!

by climacticbeast1 May 28, 2014

chocolate rain

Diarrhea.

"Chocolate rain. some stay dry and others feel the pain."

by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016

chocolated up

to darken one's skin.

"I was light skinned when I was born, but then I chocolated up"

by jcslater February 12, 2009

Fruit Chocolate

An offending name for a gay dark-skinned person.

Man, look at that new kid, he is such a fruit chocolate!

Dude, don't be such a fruit chocolate!

by robochapstick February 23, 2009

Chocolate moon

When you moon someone and get a bout of explosive dioria

"Hey look its a convertable, give him a chocolate moon."

by Datoneboi December 5, 2016