Skroingle Baby

The ultimate boss babe. An octopus that lost all of its tentacles. What is an octopus without tentacles? A skroingle baby.

Person a: did you see Becky got in a car accident and is now brain dead?
Person b: omg yeah she’s such a skroingle baby now

by Manslaughterdaughter September 4, 2022

Baby trans

To be trans but not really out of the closest yet or maybe even still questioning your gender or if you even have trans qualities such as dysphoria, etc. This kinda trans probably surfs reddit frequenting egg_irl and traa, and many have just recently moved on from their femboy phase.

Cis person 1: Erica is a baby trans, she's told me her proper pronouns and that she wants to be called Erica but she's not out to anyone else yet. Shhh don't tell anyone we don't wanna out her

Cis person 2: what do you mean out her, she wants she/her pronouns ofc we'll call her that in front of everyone

by YourMomsBiCurious May 4, 2022

baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.

Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.

by Charlie Delta December 28, 2021

Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.

1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby

by Siren09876 September 7, 2021

Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"

"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"

by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021

Protein Baby

A protein baby is when a gymrat overloads on a protein shake and as a result their stomach expands.

Kyle chugged a whole protein shake and now he’s got a protein baby!

by Rancid gym cunt September 29, 2021

baby zaddy

When the father of your child/children is a tall, handsome, confident type.

All them moms in the hood be after my baby zaddy

by Foster P July 21, 2021