Asian Martin

A boy, who likes nature, is beri tall, and sexy. And asian (in this case Korean). He likes to draw and has a perfect smile. An asian house martin is also a bird, a very cool bird.

look, a cute bird. no, the cutest bird, an Asian Martin
Look that weird asian shark loving very tall boi. Oh, hi, Martin!

by martinOS December 31, 2018

Imagin-Asian

When you think of asians alot

I have a really good imagin-asian, do you?

by Hairy Dardoo March 13, 2018

Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.

I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

Asian

Mother comes and gives the flipper. Usually because of a bad grade in school.

Jimmy: AHH FUK I GOT A C+ IN SCHOOL
Mother: I ma about to asian this motherfucker

by the_asian_pro September 25, 2022

Asian Parents

The living example of hell for children.

Asian Parents are rude, culturally bias and see their children as an object.

"I got beaten by my parents."
"Why?"
"Cos they're Asian Parents."

by YoThisIsMyHandle September 12, 2022

Frozen Asian

A 'Frozen Asian' is the type of person that encapsulates a typical racial stereo type of being a sidekick asian person. He comes across shy and naive, but beware, these are the most deceiving people to come around in the podcast sphere. Typically, these 'Frozen Asians' will go under other pseudonyms to not gain to much notoriety.

Hey, did you see Frozen Asian on Arr Oh Tea Sea? I can't believe he hasn't shaved in 3 months because all I see is peach fuzz.

Don't retweet him so much, he's causing a riff between the hosts

by Kabby951 June 27, 2023

Asian Ball

A league of asians coming together to be the next Jeremy Lin. Asian people made their own basketball league. YOU HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN % OF ASIAN! You will find many leagues composed of kids ranging from 5th-12th trying to be recruited, and they won’t because the average height is 5ft.

It’s Easter Sunday, but I don’t care because I’m going to watch some Asian Ball

by Urmotherlikesmypeepee April 21, 2019