Porcelain Asian

(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.

"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."

by WongtheRice January 22, 2024

Free Asian

Slang term common amongst experimental “trap metal” artist meaning “federal agent”.

“So are you selling me this marijuana or not?”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”

by Akazit June 3, 2024

Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.

Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.

by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017

Anton the asian

Anton the Asian has trouble with seeing. He also only eats cats and dogs. He has noticeable facial features such as long eyes and a strange accent.

Anton the Asian only eats dogs

by Pavels uncle October 20, 2019

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023

honey asian

Its like a thicc and sexy possibly asian chick.

Shes a honey asian baby. -Candie

by Baron Humbert Von Gikkengen. March 8, 2023

Asian Friday

A term used to describe a sale at the local petstore

"Hey phil, why are there so many asians outside the store?"
"Oh because of our sales its asian friday"
"That explains alot"

by The Goatfatha November 26, 2016