friend-sex

(verb) When friend #1 solicits friend #2 for intercourse or other sexual favors because friend #1 is desperate as shit and has not had any in forever and solicits friend #2 in an inappropriate way, time, or place.

So, I was standing in the bread isle at Giant when Matt approaches me and asks me for "friend-sex"... What the fuck is "friend-sex?!!"

Bob: "Hey, I haven't had sex in a while..."
Jenny: "Ok..."
Bob: "So I was wondering, friend-to-friend..."
Jenny: "Yeah?"
Bob: "Just as a favor, could you hook me up with, like, some... friend-sex?"
Jenny: . . .

by Anitsirc & Arrais October 24, 2007

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funeral for a friend

an amazing band with some great lyrics that kick so much ass its unbeleiveable! anyone who has never heard one of their songs has not yet lived!
Not loved just loved by "emo kids," my cat also like them!
FFaf are one of the greastest bands to see live! they rocked at reading this year!
matt davies, lead singer is all so fine

matt davies from ffaf is loverly

by Holly November 02, 2004

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friend zone

The state of being just a friend to somebody, usually for a very long time.

"Better to be an enemy than to be in the friend zone."

-Anonymous

by kw1kw1 December 12, 2011

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friend rape

Not to be confused with actual (sexual) rape, friend rape is when you hangout with someone in such a way that you force them into being your friend. This often occurs with the help of the subjects actual friends.

Bob was avoiding me, so I got his friends to help me friend rape him.

by chris smitherson June 13, 2008

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