Dirty Vessel

When you take a shit in a ships water supply.

Some fat greaseball whore dirty vesseled your boat, by the way.

by Mothamilka July 7, 2010

Dirty Ballpark

The act of oral sex while dressing the penis in hotdog condiments and/or bun

I went home with this hog last night and she was hungry, so I opened up the fridge, pulled out some mustard , chopped some onions and gave her the Dirty Ballpark.

by Royaalwitcheese March 2, 2016

Dirty Bobbie

Being the man who makes out with a woman who just finished giving him head after he just pulled his cock out of her ass

Whos that man she making out with over there, thats dirty bobbie

by Impulsiverob August 2, 2021

Dirty Nash

The act of inhaling a joint through the rectum, proceeding to hotbox the bathroom at a later date.

Body count must be a minimum of 5

I just did a dirty nash in mollys bathroom

by Beastlyboy2477 ;) April 30, 2020

Dirty Tas

When you're secretly masturbating to things that you're ashamed of watching.

Jimmy was totally Dirty Tasing whilst watching 2 girls 1 cup.

by Honeybadg3r March 27, 2019

Dirty Finnan

The act of placing a bacon sandwich between a man's asscheeks and then eating said sandwich while the man farts. Licking the asscheeks and eating the ass is optional.

Her: "No, please stop asking"
Him: "Arr, come on man, lemme dirty Finnan ya"

by Bruhshchev September 2, 2021

Dirty Hyde

The act of fisting an arsehole so vigorously that you injure your shoulder requiring surgery.

Man that’s the last time I give Wade a dirty Hyde, I’m going to be off work for months.

by Alfred Buttlicker February 10, 2019