Kevin

A fatherless dog who's dads never coming back

Hey kevin this is why your dad left you he's never comign back

by idrc0192 March 19, 2023

Kevin and Jason

The ultimate OTP. These two can't get enough of each other and are constantly touching one another. As a couple, they take on challenges together and our very family orientated. They love kids and are looking to adopt in the future. Overall, a truly magnificent pair.

Ex: "Look there's Kevin and Jason, wow they are so in love"

by shitbrickofaphone April 28, 2017

Kevin

A so-what kind person that can be merciful, he loves the lord and wont be embarrassed to say it. They usually have a firm handshake. Every kevin will have black hair but sometimes brown.

"oh hey its kevin!"

by ReligiousMAn April 28, 2022

Kevin

One who believes that cum is neutral, it’s neither straight nor gay. It’s where it’s deposited that makes the one depositing it gay or not.

Believes that men are superior to women because women can’t make men kings but only kings who can make women queens. Thats why they call it KINGdom, NOT QUEENdom.

Simpin’ ain’t pimpin’

That’s so Kevin

Kevin have mercy I’m about to bust

Our Kevin, is an aweosme Kevin he reigns

by Bevinkaker559 September 24, 2024

Kevin

Kevin is a really funny and kind brunette boy, he is kinda shy but he is popular around all the girls. Many has a crush on him. He has a brunette girlbestfriend and a blondeboybestfriend and he loves them with his whole heart. He is a caring and loving person who is kind to everyone. If u are friends with a Kevin, keep him in your life.!

Person 1: I love to be Kevins friend!
Person 2: Me too!

by mushroomsarecute November 23, 2021

Kevin

Kevin always yells at you when you die in a video game.

You can't do a Kevin on me

by KebinBrant February 19, 2022

Kevin

Kevin means anything bad.

For example when you see the new Disney life action and it isn't good you would say: "ts movie is so kevin, bro"

by Applepiece May 6, 2025