Shit baby

A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"

Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."

by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

Eddie baby

One of the most cringe songs alive

Eddie baby..

by Perry’s August 28, 2022

Skroingle Baby

The ultimate boss babe. An octopus that lost all of its tentacles. What is an octopus without tentacles? A skroingle baby.

Person a: did you see Becky got in a car accident and is now brain dead?
Person b: omg yeah she’s such a skroingle baby now

by Manslaughterdaughter September 4, 2022

Baby trans

To be trans but not really out of the closest yet or maybe even still questioning your gender or if you even have trans qualities such as dysphoria, etc. This kinda trans probably surfs reddit frequenting egg_irl and traa, and many have just recently moved on from their femboy phase.

Cis person 1: Erica is a baby trans, she's told me her proper pronouns and that she wants to be called Erica but she's not out to anyone else yet. Shhh don't tell anyone we don't wanna out her

Cis person 2: what do you mean out her, she wants she/her pronouns ofc we'll call her that in front of everyone

by YourMomsBiCurious May 4, 2022

baby squid

Uterine lining that expels during a woman’s period.

Girl. A big ass baby squid just shot out of me. And I have the worst cramps.

by Charlie Delta December 28, 2021

Baby crying

Baby crying is the thing when you cry like a little fucking bitch

Me: Hey man, you aren't allowed to do this glitch, you can get banned

Chris: BUT I WANNA DO IT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: stop baby crying jesus

by big boys only January 25, 2021

Billy Baby

A sexual act in which you have to take a hit from a bong whilst doing doggy-style, and blow the smoke inside the vagina and then proceed to ejaculate inside the vagina.

“Ay Damo I did the Billy Baby on me girl last night”

“You’re fucked up cunt”

by Not an Australian April 2, 2021