cap

When someone is lying, and the other person know that they lying

Person1"dude i just went to surf and found a 1 million dollar shark tooth."
Person2"Thats mad cap its probably a 5 dollar toy that someone bought from the gift shop and left here."

by therealdalton_pooper March 28, 2022

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

nipple caps

Little woolly coverings for your nipples to keep them protected from winter's icy bite. They keep your nipples cozy and warm.

I seem to have lost my nipple caps. I cant go outside now because my nipples will catch frost bite.

by merkinpriest69 March 12, 2015

Mrs cap

Most loyal and caring person you’ll ever meet sometimes it dose seem like she is cappin but she doesn’t she is honest and extremely patient

Is mrs cap having a good day

by Flaggga January 17, 2021

big cap, small lies

When you make a really big lie, and then make smaller lies or excuses to back up the big lie.

“I totally went to class! I didnt skip. i’m a good kid.”
“No way! BIG CAP, SMALL LIES!”

by pdotbk December 19, 2019

cap locker

Someone who always has caplocks on.

DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT?

stop yelling you cap locker

by thebloodytoot December 9, 2015

CAP

Can’t attain proof. It means one is lying, at the highest degree. Denouncing bullshit. When someone lying out they ass

You’re capping. Why you capping so hard. Don’t cap. That’s cap. CAP.

by Theofficialaleo September 6, 2021