Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!
by Blueyfan March 3, 2023
Get the I lost my vision mug.person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
by queefinator4 March 5, 2023
Get the rash in my ass mug.“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).
I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the drive your car into my garage mug.So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.
Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the pet my walleye mug.I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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