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by Dr. Ough June 21, 2024
Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
by norambuena April 14, 2023
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