by PokeBread December 12, 2018
my name jeff is a populair meme on the internet for years now. it is used to make some have a quick laugh.
my name jeff!
by dikpik53 February 13, 2018
when you throw shade at anything another person shows affinity for. specifically when you hate on something a person indicates they like, esp right after they first express their affection. most applicable in a group setting.
TAIQUAK: haha, i know right?! this is gonna sound weird but i love the sound of air raid sirens.
KIKI: you a freak i always knew it. someone make this kid leave now before he serial kill in here.
ASIA: shut up kiki, you always yuck a yum, be real we know you have your kinks. you just too afraid to say it outa fear some mess gonna talk shit at you the same way you yucking on taiquak’s yum - like on his air raid sirens. try me. yuck my yum
KIKI: you a freak i always knew it. someone make this kid leave now before he serial kill in here.
ASIA: shut up kiki, you always yuck a yum, be real we know you have your kinks. you just too afraid to say it outa fear some mess gonna talk shit at you the same way you yucking on taiquak’s yum - like on his air raid sirens. try me. yuck my yum
by idtst June 23, 2022
Myles: ily
Me: no ilym
*repeat for the next 5 hours*
Someone: who’s Myles
Me: Myles my love is an amazing person who means the world to me
Me: no ilym
*repeat for the next 5 hours*
Someone: who’s Myles
Me: Myles my love is an amazing person who means the world to me
by Hauntedhoe March 10, 2021
John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
by My car has broken down August 24, 2018
by Hoodphobic October 25, 2022
It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.
Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022