I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

Strut in my Rut

To Copulate with a hole, most likely an asshole, of a man. Ergo, man on man. Boar.

Hey dude, you're kinda hot
Thanks man
this crystal meth is dope
wanna strut in my rut
BOAR

by XenoInReno January 4, 2022

My Little Pony Jar

This is where bad boys go to experience punishment for disobeying

Because you didn't hop on Overwatch, you are getting sent to the My Little Pony Jar.

by Tangly June 1, 2025

swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> I Take After My Cuban Grandmother<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025