stupid ass melon

another term for cocomelon

guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon

by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021

Samantha's ass

That ass that everyone wants until they find out that she was passed around a club house like a buskers hat.

Eewww that that bitch from blacktown has a samantha's ass, GAPING

by Philphilphilphil April 27, 2024

powerful ass

a saying for describing an ass so powerful, it can make shits that make small children’s eyes water.

“god, jean, your powerful ass just stank up this room.”

by ally2kate December 15, 2019

Ass-jack

Fucking somebody in the ass in a jackhammer motion and making jackhammer sounds

I am going to ass-jack you so hard, you won't shit right for a week.

by David_jason May 26, 2016

rip ass

A synonym for being good at something, eg; playing an instrument, winning games, etc.

Person 1: "Dude I rip ass at playing guitar"
Person 2: "Dude I feel that, I rip ass at Fortnite"

by meowcat1 October 23, 2024

Ass-fetti

During a celebration (ex: Easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt or in your pants, and the confetti trickles down to your ass, leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.

"dude she got you in the pants"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"

"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"

by Doinkingthings September 30, 2016

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023