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dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent
Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?
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dirty noelani

When you receive good head from a partner (specifically a Hispanic male named diego) and he manages to finger you at the same time to make you squirt on his face
Wow! I gave my girlfriend the “dirty noelani” last night it was awesome
by Cougar069 May 28, 2023
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dirty Lara

A: Her smile is so cute
B: Yeah, she's such a dirty Lara.
by laraLovers April 11, 2023
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Dirty Tamisa

When you nut inside her and command her to fart so that your cum bubbles. You then proceed to slurp it
I just pulled a Dirty Tamisa on her yesterday.”
by UglyFlacko April 15, 2020
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Dirty Aspen

When you want someone to "slut you out" whilst pulling on your hair, vigorously fucking you.
Person #1: yo do you remember that girl from last night

Person #2: yeah, what happened

Person #1: I did a dirty Aspen to her
by dr. queef-queef April 4, 2023
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dirty Cristin

The act of shooting your second load of the day onto the bottom of a woman’s foot, only for her to go outside and run around in the mud; before urging a passing dog to lick it clean
I can’t believe Lucy did a Dirty Cristin last night…she looked like she loved it!!
by AFilthyPast August 20, 2021
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Dirty Bowl

When an opportunistic American ensnares an unsuspecting Dutchman to satisfy his eccentric bowl-related kinks.
"I'll give you a dirty bowl."
by 1temp1 December 4, 2017
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