Urban Dicks

The people who misspell definitions on Urban Dictionary about sex.

Regular writing (UD in 2004) Cookie - A cookie is a delicious, yummy, and tasty food. The most popular kind of cookie is colored orange with brown chocolate chips. They contain sugar, salt.....
Urban Dicks writing (UD now) Cookie - A cuky iz u wominz vulvu and vaginu dat u kan insrt yor peenis in.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 2, 2021

Dick Biscuit

What one offers a woman for breakfast.

Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.

by Sixx420 April 2, 2021

Long dick

Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

Long penis

Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.

by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021

Dick

Body part on mans face

Suck my dick mofo.

by Lilhavoc04YT April 2, 2021

Big Dicking

Screwing someone in the ARX program

My adjuster put a $34 LKQ quarter panel on my 2021 Lambo. She told me she was “big dicking” me

by Hiding in the woods April 3, 2021

midnight dicking

A term used when you've been woken in the night for a good dicking before falling back to sleep.

my wife woke me as she wanted to have a good midnight dicking

by conrad99 April 4, 2021

dick hold

when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis

Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad

by Allastor April 4, 2021