My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024

Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.

I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

by Sl1pzBigMan July 24, 2020

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink

Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall

by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022

ball sack in my anus

Ball sack inserted into the asshole

Yo you’re walking a little funny what’s wrong?

I’m just trying ball sack in my anus

by AlfredGyra December 15, 2020

Empty my cup

The act in which you are given a Blowjob resulting in your cup "penis" is emptied of all cum

Get on your knees and empty my cup

by Shaddrick January 25, 2019

My favorite

Harris is my all time favorite person, soul, mind, human in the entire world. I love him with all of my heart.

Harris is my favorite. -Cate<3

by ahs thoughts November 17, 2023