Dick Scheduling

When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)

P*** stars are experts at Dick Scheduling

by EmJayee January 30, 2019

Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Dick bitch

When a man is being a bitch but has a dick.

Larry is being such a dick bitch today.

by Dick Bitch Lady Queen January 31, 2019

dick

dick means Jake Paulers and school like ovms shity retarded.

person 1:u are a dick bitch
person 2:I guess Im jake paulers u fucking vergins

by Ur mom is gay like a vergin January 31, 2019

dick

jake paul

dick is a dick (jake paul is a dick)

by wuuuutttttttt January 31, 2019

after dick

After Dick is the cuddle period after sex in which the partners spoon. This particular act of cuddling makes the woman feel loved, cared for and or very secure. The woman shows this feeling of love or security by reaching around, grabbing her lover's arm and wrapping it around her. It is often capped off by either intimate talks or sleep.

Damn girl...the dick was good but the After Dick had me going nuts. I blew up his phone like 50 times the next day.

by The OriginalStealth January 31, 2019

Big Dick Energy

The confidence of a nigga with a big dick

I have hella big dick energy.

by Bitterman227 February 1, 2019