bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

shittering in my briskets

Exclamation of fear, similar to shivering in my boots

Guy at haunted house: im absolutely shittering in my briskets

by nuppington January 13, 2023

i forgot to change my power

alpharaw is most known for forgetting to change his power back in s15 he did this in everygame

Alpharaw did it again he said the iconic words"i forgot to change my power"

by srtxasr April 29, 2022

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by 456AtabavA343 June 06, 2025

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

Putting me in my place

You're a nutless retard and everyone you love is burning in Hell. Unless it isn't real, in which case, they are just deceased. And your value is lower than mine.

Hym "You're not putting me in my place by doing this and if people don't start coming forward about my contribution to AI I'm going to put some random kid in THEIR place. The ground. He was a piece of shit who was completely devoid of sympathy for people he perceived to be beneath him and then only differences between us are that my dick is small and I'm actually better than everyone."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.

when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.

by jb.cabb May 30, 2024