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mow my hay

“oh mow my hay, john
by smiths1982 December 10, 2020
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sugar my beans

To sugar ones beans is the act of unclogging a toilet with ones hand and using the poop water to favor foods such as BBQ chicken, pork or to use on salads.
Please do not sugar my beans tonight, I throw up all night at the teaser of fecal matter and urnine...the little pieces of toilet paper were as disgusting being i thought they were part of the salad. Why won’t you sugar my beans, that’s messed up!
by Puffer43 September 9, 2020
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your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business
I would care but your dog is not my dog
by Armyhope June 13, 2022
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Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth
The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.
by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025
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Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.
Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
by P.L.S January 31, 2019
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toucha my spaghet

when some girl trying to touch your spaghet
i met this girl today, she was nice but i had to leave because she tryna toucha my spaghet
by ToUcHa My SpAgHet May 2, 2018
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