guilt dick

Anytime when you feel guilty and can't get an erection because you feel like such a dick

I was going to give this super fine bitch the dick earlier today but I felt like such an asshole for running her cat over with my car last night I couldn't get it up

Dude you had some guilt dick you gotta come clean

by The Dick Avenger March 14, 2015

Dick Flicki

A movie or show that focuses on male pov in regards to viewing women

The fan service in anime is very dick flickie in nature

by Syolenila February 2, 2025

Dick Fed

Eating food off of a penis. Giving a blowjob with food items on penis.

Bobby dick fed me ice cream last night!

I was dick fed chocolate sauce when I blew Bobby last night...

by HungryGirl February 13, 2019

Nic dick

When you take a hit from your device and immediately suck dick and blow out the smoke while sucking

Yo, my man just gave me some nic dick. It was amazing

by Ashton kusher June 23, 2020

Tic Tac Dick

When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.

"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.

by MyVeinyMeat June 26, 2022

pile of dicks

those who are the insiders of the political system; aka: our piss poor excuse for the leaders of our government.

it might be hard for a woman to go into the profession of pile of dicks. Then again maybe not.

by Phil Ortiz Deez Nertz May 17, 2016

dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

by beavermaster April 23, 2014