Dirty Paintbrush

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then uses the remaining excrement on his dick to paint on the woman's back.

Clarke: I brought Suz over last week and we got a little frisky.

JP: What'd you guys do?
Clarke: Well, I fucked her in the ass, then used the leftover shit on my dick to paint on her back. We called it the dirty paintbrush.
JP: That's fucking disgusting

by wendypowell October 21, 2018

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Dirty Dirty

Wheb you shit in someone mouth then they suck your dick with the shit in it.

Me and my girlfriend tried the dirty dirty

by NERV Delta October 22, 2018

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dirty alpes

to have intercourse in the ski alpes with your ski masks still on

"You ever get down and dirty doing the dirty alpes on vacation?"

by magickmarkers8 November 1, 2018

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Dirty crackerjack

The act of shoving crackerjack up your anus for sexual gratification.

Person 1: did you hear about Chris?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: I heard he likes a dirty crackerjack

by Fenton12121 November 8, 2018

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Dirty Irishman

When a man shaved his pubic hair and puts it on top of a costa caramel latte and proceeds to pour baileys liquor into the coffee and then gives the hot beverage to his wife to enjoy.

Wife: I’m so thirsty.

Husband: wait a minuet I will get you something.

Wife: yay a dirty Irishman you know me too well!

by MaxhercusisthebiggayXXLGAYPORN November 11, 2018

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