M. Swizzle Cheese

An Absolute cheesey man, craft god, baking master. If this person was a color they would be Lime Green.

-Cash or credit?
-M. Swizzle Cheese please get that magnet out of your butt
-No.

by BreadBowlTime January 30, 2021

Wattpad bully (m)

1. An oddly-flirty jock who is unnecessarily mean to the female (or male, in boyxboy cases) main character of a Wattpad story. By around the last 10-2 chapters of the Wattpad story, they're on the track to a situationship. In some cases, if the Wattpad story receives 200+ views, there will be a sequel marked Mature where they have a rubber-free relationship. In some cases, when the Wattpad story reaches 10k+ views, there will be a trilogy where they have children.

2. A guy who is unnecessarily mean to the main character of a Wattpad story. This version is not an enemies to lovers story, but a plot device to make the crush or best friend of the main character console her. In some cases, the bro of the Wattpad bully and crush of the main character will stand up for her.

1. "Sure, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan (or something else frat boy) might be a massive asshat, but he's hot tbh" "I would wanna go out with him if I wasn't such a nerdy nerd, I'm just too nerdy for him 😔" *proceeds to date*

2. Wattpad bully (m) bro: "It's okay, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan might be a bully, but I think you're cute" *closes bedroom door*

by someone malignant December 22, 2024

M/K

M/K is a person who tries his hardest to love to the best of his abilities, but not every female is good to him. He has a tendency to fall for the wrong girls, and when he falls for the right girls, they always fucks it up. Despite the fact that he receives nothing, he gives in his all. He is well-liked and well-known. He's sexy and hot, and girls tend to stare at him a lot whenever he walks.

You are just like M/K.

by M K :) November 22, 2021

Seth M

The best friend of some girl named Keira, I think. Though they aren’t that great at expressing emotion, they can get it through to you somehow. They always listen even if they don’t have advice. A semi-serious person depending on the situation. A lovable person.

Person A: “I met the nicest person today.”
Person: “Was their name Seth M?”

by mrsplatosucks May 11, 2022

Big M

a absolute fucking stud from montoursville pennsylvania who has a super sexy boat

Yo Big M is so sexy on his boat

by BigMfan July 3, 2025

big m sav

the biggest gangster around, known for splashing all the opps and taking what is not given

Them: omg did you hear about big m sav splashing all the opps?

by The real gang banger March 16, 2017

M. Buldakov

That one person that can make you smile, no matter what’s going on

The most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen, a smile that lights up any room

An important person, an important cupcake

Wow have you seen they’re smile?

Yeah, he’s M. Buldakov

by Your muffin7 June 21, 2021