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zeb wooding

oh look, its zeb wooding.
by sproutyy April 4, 2022
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wood panel

Basic, non stylish but unpretentious
Tyler’s new girlfriend is a total wood panel. She is a long way from the K-pop star be used to date.
by Chips n’ hummus March 13, 2024
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Aiden Volk Wood

He is what has 3 legs but walks on 2, he is HIM, the one and only. He gets all the bitches. The man we all look at in aw
Wow it's HIM, Aiden Volk Wood
by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023
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Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way
I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.
by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025
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loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason
by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
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bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
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Jett Woods

by MaybeJett August 1, 2020
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