my brother

your brother is the weirdest person you'll ever meet and he'll always smell like rotten and cheese and ugly fake cry but then he'll look in the mirror and just realized that he's ugly all the time. But he's a partner in crime, so you should keep him around.

my brother is very weird

by theecho January 30, 2024

online big brother

A older brother figure who you can trust and he’ll always be there for you even though your online friends.

“hey what’s a online big brother?”
“Oh an online big big brother is like a big brother but online and you aren’t blood related, I have one!”

by avocados from Mexico July 11, 2021

blown brothers

Two friends who both knowingly received head from the same girl.

Gabe- Hey just got head from Dana

Connor- No way! I did too. We're blown brothers

by master_nater February 21, 2015

ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018

Brother Outlaw

He's my unmaried partner's brother or my sibling's unmarried partner.

He's my Brother Outlaw. We ain't married but we've been together for 16 years.

by HarryMerkin November 26, 2024

Piss Brothers

When you are pissing into an unflushed toilet, and your piss matches the color of the piss already in the toilet left there by the previous person.

Dude, I found another one of my Piss Brothers today while using the bathroom at work.

by pissbrotherinventor October 5, 2022

bag brother

describes your buddy who is ready and willing to venture on a full force runner higher than giraffe pussy on a sick one and rolls right beside you no matter what is methasary.

whose old boy i saw u with at the casino?thats A-rod my bag brother; he's always down to smoke some shards and roll with me til the wheels fall off!

by SmoothPinnacle January 16, 2015