Chicky Monkey

A super cool and sexy girl only associates with the pimpiest chicken butts.

Damn, I gotta hit that chicky monkey!

by Chicken244Butt March 15, 2010

tamale monkey

A young child of mexican descent. They are usually seen in big-box stores (i.e. Target, Wal-Mart) across the southwestern U.S.

Watch out for those tamale monkeys in the produce aisle!

by reverenderyk December 9, 2008

monkey neck

A moron

That guy is a fucking monkey neck!

by bowlwievel March 9, 2016

monkey spank

A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.

I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.

by mfmc April 6, 2010

ming monkey

a person that does mingers

by fart knocker April 24, 2003

banana monkey

Someone who loves sucking cock.

Give Tiffany a few martinis and she turns into a total Banana monkey

by theBigBubba January 28, 2007

Wet Monkey

A dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. The motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it's body.

Dude, did you see Matt do the wet monkey at the wedding? It was hilarious!

by Urbiwan Kenobi February 10, 2010